Warrior of the Lost World (1983)

Yes dammit, here's yet another of those post-apocalyptic "Mad Max" rip-off flicks done by those ever so crafty Italians. After the "radiation wars", an evil empire known as the "Omega" has risen to power, and is your typical oppressive bad guy regime. The head of this evil empire is none other than Donald Pleasance, looking eerily similar to Mike Myers character of Dr. Evil in those damn "Austin Powers" flicks that would appear years down the road. Of course, for every evil empire there is a group of rebels to fight it, and here they are called the "New Way" and are led by a guy known as the "Professor". We also are introduced to a dude called the "Rider", your typical anti-hero type in blue jeans and leather jacket who is here to save the day and all that jazz. The guy also rides a fancy ass supersonic motorcycle that can talk, shoot missiles and stuff like that. I will say that damn bike really got on my nerves throughout the flick, whenever it talks it utters a short phrase which it annoyingly repeats three times. See this movie and you'll understand what I'm talking about. Anyway, the professor's daughter gets kidnapped; the Rider dude must save her, blah, blah, and blah. There were lots of decent car chases and explosions in this one, but other than that it pretty much sucked. Of course we all knew the acting was going to be bad, and that does indeed prove to be true here. The guy playing the Rider was especially bad, for the main character he sure was not very enthusiastic. The guy mumbles through almost all of his lines, and pretty much acted hung over or something through the whole thing. Anyway, no gore, no boobs, and very little fun of any kind is to be found here. Skip it.