Species (1995)

Ok, what is wrong with all these government scientist types? Don't they know by now that crossing human and alien DNA never results in anything good? Anyone that has seen Alien can tell you that ET's are nothing more than slimy tentacled things with a taste for human flesh, and thus mixing our DNA with theirs won't exactly result in anything to positive for mankind. I guess the scientists in "Species" never saw "The Thing" or "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" either, because to them a hybrid of human and alien seems like a great idea. The story goes along the lines that apparently us earthlings have made contact with an alien race, who have sent us a message to splice their DNA with ours. Morons that they are, these scientists go ahead and do just that. Our little alien/human baby is named Sill, who matures to about 15 in an astonishing rate (of course) within the government complex where she is kept for study. She escapes when the scientists think maybe this was not such a good idea after all (for some reason) and try to gas her with cyanide. So, now our little Sill is on the loose, and its up to a group of FBI agents, each with a unique talent (one is psychic, etc.) to catch her before she begins to mature and breed, thus spelling doom for all of mankind. Species is somewhat of a letdown, if we did not get to see Natasha Henstridges gorgeous boobs so often (she plays the fully matured Sill), I would not be so kind with my words, in terms of it "just" being a letdown. The whole thing is nothing nore than a pretty boring chase film, FBI agents get close to Sill, Sill escapes, they get close again, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and mix that in with a couple of deaths here and there, some shitty ass CGI effects, and some really crappy dialogue to boot. The kill scenes are somewhat bloody, but they seem to be edited, as all we really see is a quick glimpse of them. In terms of human carnage, we get an alien tongue through yuppie mouth, Sill ripping out a chicks spine, and other assorted acts of bad alien behavior. H.R. Gigers creature design was pretty cool, but I would have rather of seen a guy in a rubber Sill suit than crappy CGI. That's all there really is to say about this film, except that Natsha Henstridge has great tits. Oh wait, I said that already. Sorry.