Alien Prey (1984)

You know, sometimes I really wonder why I do the things I do. Take this movie for example. After the first 5 minutes, I knew that the smart thing to do right then and there would have been to turn it off and do something creative and meaningful with my life. From experience, I could tell this one had BAD written all over it, and not the kind that it's "oh so bad it's good" either. So, what do I do? Being the glutton for abuse that I am, I chose to sit and waste an hour and a half of my precious life span watching what is easily one of the worst films that my eyes have ever beared witness to. And that right there, is saying a lot.

"Alien Prey" tells the story of what happens when an alien being on a protein mission lands on earth and stays with a lesbian couple for the weekend. Lesbian couple you say, Rabid Ryan? It can't be that bad, can it? Oh, how very, very, wrong you are my friend. Hell, I did not even use the fast forward button...let's see if any of you can do that with this one. This flick is filled with really, really bad f/x, horrible pacing, and one of the worst slow motion sequences ever filmed, anyone who has seen this one knows what I am talking about. Not even some lesbian sex and frequent boob shots can help this movie. It truly is so bad it needs to be seen to believed. Since you guys are all friends, not only did I watch this one all the way through, I also bought a copy at my local video store for $2.50! I am not proud....