Halloween 7: H20 (1998)

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Just to let you know, I really do get tired of bitching about certain films, but when you take a classic film like Halloween, and turn it into nothing more than a string of shitty ass sequels (excluding part 4), and then for the latest one you throw Michael Myers onto the set of what feels like a Scream film, you really are doing an injustice. Oh wait, this was scripted by Kevin Williamson, the man who supposedly writes all the new horror hits. Give me a fucking break, I read somewhere that this film feels like Dawsons Creek with Micheal Myers running around on the set, and that's exactly what this feels like. Not even the return of Jamie Lee can save this damn mess. It even has L.L. Fucking Cool J in it for christsakes!! I guess he was here to make this one hip or something with the kiddies. Way to damn slick and has that dreaded M.T.V. vibe to it. DOUBLE PISS ON IT!!