Jaws 4: The Revenge (1987)

If you thought part three's idea of a mother shark out to avenge her baby's death was idiotic, just wait till you get a load of this fourth and utterly worthless entry in the Jaws sweepstakes. The bright idea here is that a great white is now hunting down the surviving members of the Brody family. I guess this shark was somehow related to all of the other ones from the previous films huh? Of course, this one is called Jaws: The Revenge, so apparently sharks hold grudges. After youngest Brody son Shawn is ate off the coast of Amity Island, mother Ellen becomes certain the shark that did it went after her son on purpose. Elder son Mike, now a biologist or something in the Bahamas, comes back to Amity to get Ellen and take her back home with him. The shark of course follows them, and Ellen now has some sort of psychic link with the damn thing. The whole thing is laced with piss poor acting, crappy editing (the end scene in particular), and Michael Caine looking very disinterested in the whole thing. I loved the shitty part where "Hoagie", Caine's character, lands his plane in the water while the shark is attacking Ellen on a boat, only to tell the two other characters to swim for it while he "keeps it busy". God that was bad. The shark is really, really, fake looking this time, even worse than part three. The damn thing is constantly jumping up out of the water like a damn dolphin, and get this...the fucking thing actually roars! Yes, sharks with vocal cords, who would have guessed? The only scene that gave me any enjoyment was during the banana boat attack scene, where some poor chick gets chomped pretty good. Other than that though, there is no way you could get me to sit down and watch this thing ever again. A complete and utter mess.